let me at it! let me at it! whoa, whoa, whoa. ginger, stop! we’re grown-ups. we don’thit piã±atas with sticks. we set them to explode with a timer. explode?! oh, that’s way cooler! that’s right! and this guy is nowset to shower us with candy at 6 pm. the exact time we officiallyfounded tom and ben enterprises. and ben should be here withthe candy right about now! tom, the bathroom is disgusting!why didn’t you clean it?
let’s focus on what’s important here, okay? did you or did you not getthe candy for the piã±ata? no, i did not! really? what were you doing that’smore important than getting candy? yeah, ben, what? well, let’s see... i was dustingthe ceiling fan, mopping the floor - don’t look at me like that! now,please clean the bathroom! relax. so the bathroom’s not clean,what’s the worst that can happen? yeah. what’s the worst that couldhappen? guess who’s back, baby!
that’s right, it’s me! jeremy the germ! parties are no fun if thesurroundings aren’t tidy. hey, everyone! jeremy! surprised to see your old pal? well, yeah! previously on talking tom and friends.i’ve always wanted to say that. the first time jeremy showedup, we all thought he was friendly, but ben didn’t trust him. turnedout ben was right. pretty soon
jeremy got everyone sick. that’swhat germs do. luckily, ben flushed him down the toilet and jeremy wasgone for good. until just now. when he came back, and i updatedyou on who jeremy is. and now back to talking hank and friends.oops. talking tom and friends. do you see what you’ve done, tom?you see what happens when you don’t clean the bathroom like you’re supposed to? alright, jeremy. you’re going backto where you belong. the sewer! wait, wait! i’m a changed germ!while i was down in the sewer, i had a lot of time to work on myself.
i even meditate now. you can’t fool me. germslike you don’t change. oh, but i have changed. i know it’sgonna take time for you to see it, ben. maybe we’ll even work on someprojects together. real soon. so disgusting! ew! ew! ew! vitamin c, vitamin c, yes, lemons. oh good i can alreadyfeel it… burning! my eyes! i can’t believe i was trickedby a single celled organism. i spent a lot of time trying to figureout how to best pay you back.
and i came up with a perfect plan... a plan that you’re gonnahelp me carry out, friendo. bah! that’s never going to happen - oh, no. get out of here, jeremy!tonight is our anniversary party. and you’re not invited. fine, i’ll go. i was planning to leave anyway. what’s that tummy? you ain’t hadnothing to eat in a real long time? could one of you kindly point mein the direction of a hot meal? preferably in a well-populated restaurant...
lucky you. the diner is just around the corner. hank! what? say, thanks, pal... see you later, incubator. oh! hehehe... here. have some of myaunt’s famous soup. your aunt the chili pepperfarmer? no thank you. oh no, you guys. my grandmotherwas the chili pepper farmer.
this is my aunt’s souprecipe. it cures everything. ah! i am so sick of sneezing! at least i have the supersoft triple layer tissues, with a calming lavender scent. ben, i admire you. you always findsomething positive in a bad situation. positive?! this is all your fault! i’m only sick because youdidn’t clean the bathroom! i didn’t clean the bathroom.you didn’t get the piã±ata candy. we’re even. so let’s stopplaying the blame game.
you’re right, tom. now, i havesomething i need to say to you. come closer... what is it, pal? ew! what did you do that for?! i don’t know! that’s something... ... something jeremy would do. yeah, you know, that is exactlywhat jeremy would - oh! that’s exactly what jeremy would do! i didn’t want to! but it was likei had no control over myself -
tom, get some rope, wehave to tie ben to that couch. you tie him to the couch. he justsneezed on me... on purpose. i’m not going near him. there’s a reason he did that. jeremy didn’t just get ben sick, hereprogrammed ben to spread his germs. this is exactly what happenedin my favorite pandemic thriller, outbreak biohazard: code deadly! first, people get sick.then the change begins. they lose control of theirown minds and bodies...
alright, who steal my tube sock? just the left one. theright one is right here. once the germs take hold, thepeople are consumed with the overwhelming drive to infecteveryone they see - until there’s no one healthy left. hey, get away. that sounds horrible. we have to makesure that nothing like that ever happens. no, no! not on our watch.
right. so basically, it’s super importantthat we keep an eye on ben and never let him out of our sight.not even for a second. we won’t let that happen. i’ll goget the rope, and you help the landlord with whatever he was - uh, hank? what was the next thingthat happened in that movie? you don’t even want to know... the mailman. he was here... good job, sherlock. we just sawhim drop that like two seconds ago. question - why didn’t i get sickwhen ben sneezed on me?
we must be immune. maybe whenjeremy got us sick last time, it gave our bodies the powerto fight off his germs. if that’s true, then we are theonly ones who can save ben and the entire town from infection! let’s go! hm... super soft triple layermade with more than fifty percent recycled materials tissues. lavenderscented. ben has been here... ew, hank, put that down. and there’s more.
they’re leading to the diner. uh, rhonda. can i get a chocolateshake while we fight the zombies? yuck. even rhonda’s not thatrude. she must be a zombie. uh-oh, we’re surrounded! just likein outbreak biohazard. if you knew this would happenwhy didn’t you warn us? well, no one was warned in the movie. there’s ben! hank, fill us in. what’s our next move? now a worried planet waits for a ragtaggroup of friends to find a cure.
my aunt’s soup! well, in the movie the cureinvolved looking into microscopes and putting liquids in test-tubesat a high-tech laboratory. about a twenty-second montage. this kitchen is all we got. angela? i’m on it. okay, i’ll go distract ben. jeremy! ben! hey-a, chump! you better hit theroad. this party’s invitation only!
your party’s over, jeremy. i’mtaking ben home... for our party… the tom and ben’sanniversary party. with a piã±ata. sorry, pal, ben belongsto me now. tell him, ben. jeremy and ben enterprises. i can’t believe this... if onlysomeone had cleaned the bathroom... tom! help! you know, tom. you and i ain’t sodifferent. we both need a guy like ben to get what we want in this world. there’s a big difference. i don’tneed to control ben’s mind
to keep him working with me. maybe, maybe not. but we’ll neverknow, because i’m moving into your place and you’re moving into mine. hey, partner, whattaya say weflush him into the sewer? flush... sewer... ding dong. what, no. ben, it’s me, tom! ew, gross! knock it off. angela, now! in your face, germs.
hey, whattaya think you’re doing?! i’m not sick anymore. who-hoo! what just happened? angela happened! actually, my aunt’ssoup recipe happened. it really does cure everything. it’s all coming back to me...jeremy turned me into a zombie - and i rescued you.
because you didn’t clean the bathroom! and i rescued you! this was all your fault! okay, you’re right, i admit it. butnow i’m ready to clean this place up. what do you say, partner? uh-huh. easy now. i was just havinga little fun is all... being a little germ... having a little fun. oh now it’s your turn,yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
no, no, no. hold still you germ. no! not the soap! look who’s all cleaned up. nooo! it isn’t fair! it isn’t fair! now that’s how you get rid of germs. too many zombies. i can’thold them off much longer! but how can we cure everybody? i know just the thing... happy anniversary, ben.
happy anniversary, tom. what? what's wrong? you're a traitor, angela!
